The suitcases are neatly packed in the trunk like a successful game of Tetris, lunches bagged by my daughter containing sandwiches, pretzels and Little Debbies and the Dramamine has been distributed. The car is immaculate and full of gas after our last stop at the QuickTrip for drinks, donuts and coffee. Good times. Everything we need for the next 10 hours of road ahead. Now I will finally get the much needed time with my babies.
As we make good time down the road in surprising little traffic, the kids peacefully eat their breakfast. Some with their headphones on and others with colored pencils. The sun gradually melts away the morning fog and the road ahead is clear as we cruise through the first of 5 states. The noise from the back increases with excitement as we pass through the large cities. Older siblings help the younger ones when it is time to stop. We make progress as we pass from one border to another every time getting closer to our destination. Its sounds like such bliss. Then there is that lucky feeling of me being a mom to 5 amazing human beings.
From the many long road trips we have taken I have learned how to change a Pull-Up in a parking lot without anyone noticing, entertain the kids by blowing bubbles with the wind from the air conditioner, and retrieve dropped crayons from behind the seat without removing my seat belt. But one problem remains unsolved. When the claws start to creep out, there is no where to run.
In past travels I have discovered that the state of Illinois is very long. As we cross over from Kentucky, the Immaculate car has become a sea of crumbs, crayons and an unexplained wet spot. We enter the convenience store as bedheads while wearing chocolate donut frosting. As my feeling of mother of the year starts to wane, the day enters into a whole new dynamic. And 3 hours still remaining.
Laurel
Yes, Laurel. She is child #4 and very much worthy of having a chapter all of her own. All of my girls are unique in their own way but many noteworthy memories involve her. Her pediatrician recommended that we get her involved in the drama club at school. She is also the kid who will ask for one thing after another at Kroger and when she is told that she cannot have everything in the store, she simply replies: "Well, I don't want vinegar." She is that child. Clever in many ways. However, clever has more than one description.
As we ventured on, we received a complaint about Laurel from one of the other disgusted passengers from the back seat. Since Laurel was seated in the middle, she had limited availability to rest her feet. The truth is, she was aware of the problem but persisted with apathy for an extended period of time. We tried tickling and poking and that would work for a little while. The problem persisted. She was asked one more time and I was ignored. She was asked again and again until I noticed she was peacefully "sleeping" and could not "hear" me. She did however wake up quickly when she heard the words "You're grounded!"
Laurel wants me to take her to Japan after she graduates from fifth grade. Keep an eye out for the blog.
After an inferno involving a tractor trailer, the three hours left still remained. As anticipation grew, tempers also began to flair. Words like "She's touching me!" Started to sound more like "I hate you!" and "Shut up!" and "Mom, aren't you going to do anything!!" It was all happening so fast. There was no bathroom behind a locked door with the fan on where I could run to at the time.
There was however a glass of wine, a hot bath and beloved family waiting for us at our destination
Laurel Anne Fair, age 9

















































